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We’re not #5, not #4, #3, #2…We’re #1

August 2nd, 2005 by PeterS

This hasn’t been picked up yet, but a press release has been distributed…

Apparently our fair city; the city of brotherly love, the city of the cheeseteak, the city of ‘youse guys’ has been identified as the number one election fraud ‘hot spot’ in America.

Even if the Sixers, Eagles, Flyers and Phillies can’t ascend to #1 greatness…we can all sleep easy knowing that we are #1 at something! Congrats!

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2 Responses to “We’re not #5, not #4, #3, #2…We’re #1”

  1. Matthew Says:
    August 2nd, 2005 at 4:28 pm

    Don’t we have the most number of fat people too?!? YES, I AM OBESE. (See previous post).

  2. Bill Says:
    August 3rd, 2005 at 1:32 pm

    Well, that press release was from a one-man Republican front organization whose address is a P.O. box (299) in a UPS store in a strip shopping center in Dallas.

    I’m not sure he’s in any position to award anyone a Number 1 status.

    Sorry, guess we just have to keep trying.

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