Thank you, President Bush

September 15th, 2005 by Matthew

Many people felt that George W. Bush fumbled the Hurricane relief efforts. I was one of them. Likely, you were too.

I also am one of the growing number of Americans who answers “wrong track” when the CNN/Gallup folk call up during supper. To put it simply- I hate George W. Bush.

Luckily, I am able to come to you tonight heartened and giddy that our President risked his own safety to go to New Orleans just one day after the terrible storm Katrina drifted out to sea.

“What’s that, Skaroff”, I asked bewildered. I spoke once more, “What’s that you say, huh?”

WHAT???#@#%%#/ WHAT?????$#Q$#@$

GEORGE W. BUSH SPOKE TONIGHT 2 WEEKS AFTER HURRICANE KATRINA!!!!!!

Is this idiot a joke? Are you kidding me? Am I high? Yes, I must be high!!

George Bush, you are no President. You are no leader. You failed us when we thought you couldn’t fail us no more.

Don’t get on my television and pretend that ANY American citizen will trust you anymore. You have spent your Presidency lying and we’ve debated and questioned your decisions.

Now, it is all out for everyone to see. Too little, too late. You failed us. Shame on you, Mr. Bush.

Ah, Cokehead.

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