Beer…is there anything it can’t do?

September 30th, 2005 by Josh

Chief Wiggum: “Think you can get this car home?”
Barney: “Sure thing, giant beer!”

Inspired by the beautiful weather today, and the realization that my grandfather gets more regular exercise than I do, I decided to leg it home today and forego the subway. Since I live for the most part due southeast of my office I haphazardly zig-zagged my way home through the Philly grid, obliviously bopping along behind my sun glasses and listening on my iPod. Lo and behold I found myself in front of one Philadelphia’s commerce treasures, the Foodery. Located at 10th and Pine and proclaiming it has the “Best Beer Selection in the World,” the Foodery is a little hole in the wall that has 100s of different beers in its coolers available in mixed six-packs. Now who am I to pass up some fancy beers?

Guided partially by my own finely developed palette (hah!), an appreciation for a fine label, and the help of a lovely blond woman, I picked up six beers:

6 Beers
(L to R): Dogfish Head Punkin Ale, Hair of the Dog Ruth All American Ale, He’brew Genesis Ale (the beer of the Chosen People),
Cochonette Petite Vapeur Cochonne (Belgian Amber Ale), Hitachino Nest Japanese Classic Ale, Monk’s Cafe Flemish Sour Ale

Inspired by Albert, I’ll post my thoughts on the beers as I drink them. Naturally (rather, hopefully), this post will take at least a few evenings to develop.

  • Dogfish Head Punkin Ale: “A full-bodied brown ale brewed with real pumpkin, brown sugar, allspice, cinnamon & nutmeg.” Often I find these spiced beers a mixed bag. I appreciate the flavors and the additional alcoholic punch, but often find the added sugar overwhelming. The Dogfish Head brewers do an excellent job balancing the flavors in this brew however. The pumpkin is mild and the finish is very smooth. I like it.
  • Monk’s Cafe Flemish Sour Ale: Unlike the other beers, this one I’ve had before and in my recent journeys to Monk’s it’s been my favorite draught. A lot of people won’t like this ale - it’s very sour - but I totally dig it. Monk’s is a local Philly institution but they brew this beer in Belgium and import it.
  • Hair of the Dog Ruth: Hair of the Dog is from Portland, Oregon and their label has a bulldog smoking a cigarette surrounded by the words Brave, Lovable, Vibrant, and Mazel. I feel like American Ales are a love ‘em or hate ‘em drink. I love the pungency and hoppiness of an APA but that turns a lot of people off. Sadly this beer doesn’t really deliver. I’d probably drink it in Portland, but I won’t drink it again here.
  • He’Brew Genesis Ale: L’chaim! “Conceived in San Francisco” and “Brewed in New York,” you’d expect this beer to be flavored like Manischewitz or kreplach but instead it’s a pretty average brown ale. Reminds me a bit of Brooklyn Brown Ale actually. It’s got some flavor and with the gimmicky appeal of a guy with payas on the label who can resist?

    (UPDATE: Haha, you thought I was done!)

  • Petite Vapeur Cochonne: I wish I knew more about these Belgian ales as I always almost like them. Good beer. Okay, I’ll be honest, I drank this beer three days ago and all I can tell you at this point is that I liked it.
  • Hitachino Nest: Yikes. Glad I drank this beer last. It hits your tongue with a nice flavor, but then there is an overwhelming cedar flavor from the cedar casks that it is “matured” in. The smell of cedar takes me back to a lot of great memories, but tastes like shit in my mouth. No thanks.

4/6.

12 Responses to “Beer…is there anything it can’t do?”

  1. Josh Says:

    Funny. I just realized my one other post tagged with “Beer” is also contains a Simpsons reference.

  2. albert Says:

    you’ve never been to the foodery before?! oh man, you’re in for a long time of delicious beer drinking.

  3. Josh Says:

    Nah, I’d been there before. Just hadn’t blogged about it. I was a little sad to move out of the Northern Liberties since they’re opening a Foodery there (across from the Standard Tap) but I’m suitably close to the original now in South Philly.

    Damn are you fast.

  4. JJ Says:

    Monk’s is great.

    I also like the microbrews at Nodding Head.

  5. enrico Says:

    I go through periods where I like to try new beers, but I find myself going back to trusty favorites more and more.

    Currently enjoying a creamy Boddingtons.

  6. albert Says:

    fast indeed, like the Flash. sweet sweet RSS. i’m a big fan of Nodding Head’s Grog. i just wish they bottled their beers. i’m a big fan of Boddingtons as well.

  7. Tim Says:

    The best beer I’d ever had, [sic] bar none, was called ‘Thames’ and it was a Welsh brew. I had it once, one enchanted evening at the Brickskellar in D.C., but never again. It seems to have vanished from off the face of the earth, not unlike Brigadoon. What I wouldn’t give for one more moment with that $9 bottle. My heart aches, my eyes well up with tears; where are you, Thames, my liver needs you.

  8. albert Says:

    Oooh, the Brickskellar. I made it there in my third and final year of living there. What a place. So many to choose from. So little time.

  9. Josh Says:

    I’ve never been to the Brickskellar but from what I hear it (amazingly) puts Monk’s to shame. Hey Tim, maybe if you were coming down this weekend we could’ve gone!

    Love the Boddingtons but I’m not crazy about the Nodding Head beers. Some of them are good, some of them are not. I imagine Enrico loves their 700 Level brew though.

  10. enrico Says:

    What is this 700 Level brew you speak of?

  11. Josh Says:

    It’s a golden ale at Nodding Head. Not sure if they have it all the time but they bill it as a “lighter golden ale with a pleasant hop finish.” I think it’s supposed to be their blue collar every-man beer, hence the name.

    Ratebeer.com says “Poured a golden color with a medium sized, white head, that left nice lacing on the glass. Aroma of sweet malts, blueberries, and citrus. Taste, surprisingly had blueberries all over it, sweet malts, and a bitter citrus finish. Really, not as bad as the 700 level would lead you to believe.”

  12. Matt Says:

    love the flemish sour ale. great stuff.

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