While I’m not the biggest fan of Christmas, I do love me a good Fitzmas. However we all know it’s a long holiday, so to help you cope with the coming deluge of irrational exuberance we’re all hoping to experience, georgia10 compiled a list of the top 10 Tips for Dealing With Fitmas:
- Put down the caffeine: For the next 48 hours, cleanse your body of java, aspartame, splenda, and whatever other shit you’ve been putting in your system. Your body will be producing more adrenaline during Fitzmas than it did when you were a hormone-crazed teenager, so don’t fuel the fire.
- “Refresh” is the AntiChrist: Resist the urge to press “refresh” every TWO SECONDS. Checking into Drudge every minute won’t make any indictments come any faster..it’ll just give him hits and make Drudge’s head swell even more. Eww. I put “Drudge” and “swell” and “head” in the same sentence. I just grossed myself out.
Admittedly, you’ve gotta be a Plamegate junky to find it funny, but if you ARE, keep reading, it’s hysterical.